(1) I am not Siddharth Bijlani. I am a denizen of planet Fatlianus, known to most of you as T42. I arrived on your planet two years ago on a spaceship and due to my extremely well developed nose(which is the centre of intellectual activity among our specied) I was able to clear JEE and get into this hellhole that is IITR. Now I need to go home. Can someone please find Hrithik Roshan? I think he knows where my spaceship is.
(2) My real name is Beatmianus. And yes, I did come here in peace. Sadly I was not taken to your leader.
(3) I love the females of your species here. They remind of some of the animals found in our planet.
(4) You are not safe on this planet with me around. Please ignore me if I have already added you as a friend.I hope these revelations will not affect our relationship.
Please meri bhavanaon ko samjho!!!
